By Chris Wright
German fringe/utility man Kevin Grosskreutz has taken to Instagram to show off the new tattoo he’s had done to commemorate his recent World Cup win – despite, of course, not playing a single minute for Jogi Loew’s side at the tournament in Brazil…
We suppose he’s technically correct but that really is the David May of World Cup winner’s tattoos.
A more deserved tattoo would perhaps have been of that kebab he threw at that guy once.
(Photo: fish kreutz/Instagram)