‘The Spirit Of The Warrior Courses Through Me’ – Michael Owen Stars In Dull-As-Ditch-Water Advert For Spey Whisky (Video)

Chris Wright

14th, January 2015


By Chris Wright


Obviously impressed by his monotone work for Alexander’s Prestige Range Rovers, the people over at Spey Whisky have paid Michael Owen to shill their particular brand of fire-water.

As you’d expect from a man with all the charisma of a concrete bollard, the horse-themed advert is a chore to sit through despite only being 30 seconds long…

Never has anyone said “the spirit of the warrior courses through me” in a less convincing tone of voice.