‘The Spirit Of The Warrior Courses Through Me’ – Michael Owen Stars In Dull-As-Ditch-Water Advert For Spey Whisky (Video)

Chris Wright

14th, January 2015

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By Chris Wright

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Obviously impressed by his monotone work for Alexander’s Prestige Range Rovers, the people over at Spey Whisky have paid Michael Owen to shill their particular brand of fire-water.

As you’d expect from a man with all the charisma of a concrete bollard, the horse-themed advert is a chore to sit through despite only being 30 seconds long…

Never has anyone said “the spirit of the warrior courses through me” in a less convincing tone of voice.