By Chris Wright
As far as professional footballers are concerned, the general equation-of-thumb looks something like this:
Vast amounts of disposable income + lots of free time + zero imagination = tattoos, and lots of ’em.
Just hark at Sergio Ramos’ latest masterpiece – an indelible, Mohamed Al Fayed-approved silhouette of Michael Jackson…
If we could sum it up using one Michael Jackson song, it’s probably have to be “Bad” – though obviously “Why?” also fits the bill quite succinctly.