By Chris Wright
As shared with the world by Lionel Messi earlier today, these are the new trainers that Dani Alves has just taken receipt of.
Of course it goes without saying that they are an abomination and need to be burnt to a cinder immediately.
Proof, as if it were needed, that this is no hoax…
You know that old “you can’t buy taste” thing? Turns out it’s true.