Shit Football Kits: All Hail Seoul E-Land FC’s New Neon Cheetah Print Monstrosity (Photos)

Chris Wright

16th, May 2015


By Chris Wright

Having only formed last year, South Korean second division side Seoul E-Land FC have designed themselves a new home shirt.

It is deep blue and cheetah-print, inspired by the golden cheetahs adorning their club crest.

It is also horrendous, like something out of an IPL kit designer’s fevered cheese dreams…


However, the blue home strip is nothing – nothing! – compared to the seizure-inducingly gaudy neon pink strip that the poor old goalkeeper, Mr Glory, will be wearing as of next season.

We think his face sums it up quite nicely. He’s positively screaming with his eyes…


Alas, it’s always the goalies who suffer the most!

Strangely enough, the accompanying away kits actually seem relatively subdued in comparison after that retinal onslaught…


And the change ‘keeper shirt, hued in a demure electric purple…



Yuck. Just…yuck.

And to think they had a blank slate as well… Mind-boggling!

(Available from the Seoul E-Land FC online store, should you hate your eyes enough to want one)

Many “thanks” to Pies fan Ellis for the tip-off.