Being the philanthropic sort of chap he is, Cristiano Ronaldo is offering one lucky fan the chance to sit beside him in hushed awe as the Real Madrid man receives his pre-Clasico haircut.
In conjunction with the Artists for Peace and Justice campaign group, Ronaldo is raffling off a special VIP package centred around the match, that includes a ticket, a pre-game meal, a stay in a four-star hotel and the aforementioned trip to the barbers.
Fans can enter the draw for as little as $10 (roughly £6.50) which secures 100 chances to be drawn out of the hat on November 4th – and the more you pay, the more chances you have of winning.
Indeed, you can donate all the way up to $20,000 (£12,600) should you wish, which not only bags you 200,000 chances to win but a free signed football into the bargain.
Weirdly, however, it’s the $2,500 option that seems to be proving most popular…
There’s nowt so queer as folk.