As , you really can’t claim to be a proper Premier League footballer until you’ve written off at least one hideously expensive supercar, and there were joyous scenes in Horncurch, Essex last night where West Ham striker Diafra Sakho officially joined the club.
Local resident Sophie Engstrom was simply ecstatic to find Sakho had selected her car and garden wall to plough his new £200,000 Lamborghini into.
She then posted four pictures of the tableau on Twitter, including one of the 26-year-old Senegalese forward sheepishly ambling away from the devastation…
“Great night when Sakho drives into your house and car,” she wrote, before adding: “The fact that nobody cares that no-one was hurt (and you’re) just asking me if he’s injured says a lot about you all.”
Sakho himself then confirmed that he’d escaped unhurt by posting an apologetic(ish) Snapchat…
Welcome to the club.