Juventus have released their new third kit for 2016/17 and, as you can probably see, it comes with a stern warning not to be worn around ferocious lions and/or other predators of the African savanna.
Inspired by one of Juve’s lesser-spotted nicknames, Le Zebre, the dashing new Adidas strip is predominantly white save the tasteful dashes of zebra print they’ve splotched on the sleeves.
Yours for just €90 from the official Juventus online store. Hey, they’ve got to pay for Gonzalo Higuain somehow.
As for the shirt, it’s nice – much in the same way that Andy Carroll’s living room is ‘nice’…
If you’ll excuse us, we can feel a migraine coming on all of a sudden.