While their latest away kit is an absolute dirge of a thing, Man City’s new third strip – unveiled by Nike today – is a work of psychedelic, day-glo neon beauty.
Rendered in clashing gradient tones of bright orange and purple, the kit is just about as vibrant and flamboyant as some of the football City have been playing under Pep Guardiola this season.
It’s also certain to bring out the rouge in Kevin De Bruyne’s permanently pink complexion…
What a little corker.
Indeed, it reminds us of Flaming Moes, and how can that even be construed as a bad thing?
After all, happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.