With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Apparently designed for “the Gooner who eats, sleeps and breathes Arsenal”, why not give the halitosis-suffering fan in your life a hint by giving them a tub of official club-themed mints this Yuletude?
They’re not Tic-Tacs, but they’re as close as you can get without infringing copyright and a bargain at only £3…
Feel free to make your own jokes about Arsenal fans talking sh*t, etc…
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.