With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Assuming that the Norwich fan in your life has tired of the tambourine you bought them two years ago, why not up the ante with a classy set of high-gloss, felt-backed acrylic coasters?
And of course, would any self-respecting set of high-gloss, felt-backed acrylic coasters truly be complete without the image of Cameron Jerome in full flight on them…
What’s more, a set of four will only set you back a paltry £12 from the Canaries’ online store.
Hurry now while stocks last.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
No.10: Aberdeen Bag For Life
No.11: AC Milan Bingo Set
No.12: Huddersfield Town E-Cigarette
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.