With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
A perfect little stocking-filler for the Basque hypochondriac in your life, surely these official Athletic Bilbao sticking plasters are worth €3.95 of anybody’s money…
They come in a set of 10 and are marginally fancier than the Fulham-flavoured plasters we featured a year or two ago.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
No.10: Aberdeen Bag For Life
No.11: AC Milan Bingo Set
No.12: Huddersfield Town E-Cigarette
No.13: Cameron Jerome Mug Coasters (Set Of 4)
No.14: Malmo FF Tartan Bow-Tie
No.15: Sheffield United SIM Card
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.