Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.18: Official Zenit St. Petersburg Loose-Leaf Tea

Chris Wright

23rd, December 2016

Given that it’s now Christmas Eve Eve, you’re pretty much bang out of luck if you’re still scrabbling around for the ideal football-themed present.

However, Pies are nothing if not committed to this Christmas Gift Guide, so we’re still going to bung you a few last-minute (i.e, hopelessly late) pointers.

To that end, how about some official Zenit St. Petersburg loose-leaf tea?

It’s also available in three exotic flavours – ‘Hulk’, ‘Yuri Lodygin’ or ‘Javi Garcia’, all of which come in at an entirely reasonable 250 rubles per canister from Zenit’s official store

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Perfect for dipping your official Zenit cookies in…

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An extra 699 rubles in case you were wondering.

Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
No.10: Aberdeen Bag For Life
No.11: AC Milan Bingo Set
No.12: Huddersfield Town E-Cigarette
No.13: Cameron Jerome Mug Coasters (Set Of 4)
No.14: Malmo FF Tartan Bow-Tie
No.15: Sheffield United SIM Card
No.16: Athletic Bilbao Plasters
No.17: Boca Juniors Chest Of Drawers

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.

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