Football and fashion. It’s an irresistible combination.
That said, for every David Beckham or Freddie Ljungberg, there is an equal and opposite reaction…
Slaven Bilic
Smouldering in monochrome, hewn from purest Croatian granite…
Andy Carroll
When Alexander McQueen debuted his new line of Victorian PE kit for centaurs, there was only one man-pony he could call…
Aaron Ramsey
Not a bad looking boy by any stretch, but that doesn’t really explain why Elite signed Ramsey up to a proper modelling contract only to drape him in a bin bag…
Arsene Wenger
Not so very long ago, Wenger posed in a fashion shoot for L’Equipe in which they dressed him up like a retired assassin for some reason…
Fabrizio Ravanelli
Proving that there’s nothing less fashionable than high fashion, here’s the former ‘Boro striker turning out for Belgian designer Dirk Bikkembergs…
Les Ferdinand and Warren Barton
A waistcoat paired with high-waisted corduroy slacks? Ah yes, it must be the great Newcastle United Fashion Show of 1997. Good times…
Gennaro Gattuso
Pies have had some good mileage out of this particular photo, which probably says more about us than it does about Rino…
Andrey Arshavin
You’ve heard of ‘Blue Steel’, right? Well allow us to present ‘Wet Lettuce’…
Wilfried Zaha
Never has a man looked more uncomfortable than Wilf in this advert for ‘penis support undershorts‘…
Shay Given and Mick McCarthy
We immediately stand well and truly corrected…
We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town, beep beep!