Horror Hair: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Debuts New ‘Glow In The Dark’ Five-Star Dye Job (Video)

Chris Wright

27th, March 2017

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There is a common hypothesis that professional footballers, particularly at the upper end of the spectrum, have too much disposable income and a surplus of free time in which to fritter it away frivolously.

To that end, Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has been showing off his new luminescent haircut on Instagram…

@barber_g_france ⚡️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 #pea17 #aubameyang #stars #smileyface 😁

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Presumably one star for every £100 that naff nonsense cost him, though we’re working on a theory that it might be a subtle tribute to these guys….

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A fool and his money, etc, etc.