Alan Shearer may have been put out to pasture in the Match of the Day studios over a year ago, but his shadow hangs over St James Park like… erm… like a silhouetted figure dominating an iTunes advert. Not only has that last sentence put Pies in the Guinness Book of Records for the most forced simile of all time, but it has also brought us rather neatly to this t-shirt from Goalhanger. Transform Super Al’s famous one-handed celebration into a shadowy figure and add a bit of Geordie-themed punnery, and voila: you’ve got yourself an Alan Shearer iToon t-shirt. Click here to buy it for £16.