Having proposed a week or two ago, Memphis Depay is currently enjoying a prolonged holiday in Italy with fiancee Lori Harvey and her entire family.
For the record, Lori is the daughter of US game-show host Steve Harvey, who is basically America’s answer to Les Dennis.
Of course we know that Memphis is an absolute stone-dead, cold case of a victim when it comes to fashion, having wowed us with a wide array of haute-couture ensembles in the past – from ‘Dandy Matador‘ right through to ‘Homeless Peruvian Panpipe Virtuoso‘.
Thankfully, it looks as though he’s marrying into the right brood…
Just a casual evening ramble around the Capri marina? Full-length leopard skin with velvet slippers should do it.
We’re fairly sure Lyon won’t be overly impressed by the accompanying stogie either.
Memphis then followed up by dressing as ABC frontman Martin Fry as he and Lori went for a meander down by the harbour the following day…
From a technical standpoint, the sweat must be absolutely dripping off him, but that’s the price you have to pay if you want to look this good.