It’s that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.
When you spend €200million on a player, you’re not just investing in his footballing talent but his worldwide commercial value too.
Hence, having fluffed the GDP of an aspiring Pacific island nation to acquire Neymar from Barcelona last summer, it’s only natural that PSG should attempt to start recouping their vast outlay, €23 a time, in pizza-cutter form…
Go on, treat yourself, and help a poor football club build a pretty dream this Christmas.
Pies’ 2017 Christmas Gift Guide…
No.1: Notts County Coffee Table
No.2: Rosenborg Felt Table Pads
No.3: Cheering Lyon Toaster
No.4: Sheffield United Collector’s Edition Calendar
No.5: Fiorentina Dishwasher Stickers
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