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Kit Parade: Newcastle United third kit (now available with stilts)

Newcastle’s new third kit (we will skip over the issue of why a club that barely gets any wear out of its away kit would want a third kit!) is perfect for the shorter gentleman. As you can see from this photoshoot, the Argentina-esque strip can elongate even the teeny-tiniest of footballers. Little Michael Owen, 5ft 7in and a fag end tall, only had to pull on the magic kit – launched yesterday – and he was suddenly the same height as 6ft 2in duo Shola Ameobi and Steven Taylor. Expect to see a giant Emre bossing the Magpies midfield soon! Click here to buy it.

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By admin on August 30th, 2007 in Kits & fashion, Newcastle Utd. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

One Response to “Kit Parade: Newcastle United third kit (now available with stilts)”

  1. Dom says:

    Are you Man City in disguise?