Premier League new boys Stoke City (didn’t expect to be typing that for the next millennium or two) are the first entrants in our revived Shit Kits feature. As the procession of new shirts for next season begins, Pies will be looking at the shameful secrets hidden away deep at the back of the wardrobes of our Premier League teams. If you have a suggestion, then let us know.
Back to the matter in hand and this purple monstrosity. The kit features crazy markings which resemble a lie detector test. Perhaps the kit designer was asked whether he was proud of his efforts as his plain purple shirt was fed through the lie detector! Of course, no purple lie detector shirt is complete without matching blue and yellow collar…