By Tom Dean
Yaya Toure: The Prince of Snoods
The International Football Association Board (IFAB) has banned the snood with immediate effect. Spoilsports.
FIFA chief goon Sepp Blatter said that snoods are “dangerous – it can be like to hang somebody.” Ridiculous but then what can you expect from Twatter, esepcially when there’s no gain for him and his cabal? But a FIFA-branded snood – that’s a different matter entirely, one imagines.
After the IFAB meeting at Celtic Manor in Wales, Blatter stressed that “there was not even a discussion because this is not part of the uniform.”
Remember, this is the buffoon who once suggested that women’s football might become more popular if its players wore shorter shorts.