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Snoods Banned – Too ‘Dangerous’ Says Sepp Blatter

By Tom Dean

Yaya Toure: The Prince of Snoods

The International Football Association Board (IFAB) has banned the snood with immediate effect. Spoilsports.

FIFA chief goon Sepp Blatter said that snoods are “dangerous – it can be like to hang somebody.” Ridiculous but then what can you expect from Twatter, esepcially when there’s no gain for him and his cabal? But a FIFA-branded snood – that’s a different matter entirely, one imagines.

After the IFAB meeting at Celtic Manor in Wales, Blatter stressed that “there was not even a discussion because this is not part of the uniform.”

Remember, this is the buffoon who once suggested that women’s football might become more popular if its players wore shorter shorts.

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By Ollie Irish on March 5th, 2011 in Kits & fashion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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17 Responses to “Snoods Banned – Too ‘Dangerous’ Says Sepp Blatter”

  1. K P V says:

    Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, hang someone?

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  2. theredflag says:

    NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER!!!

    JESUS H. CHRIST, CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!

  3. barry says:

    seriously, can this guy be banned?

  4. K P V says:

    why? I’m commenting just like all of you mateezamo tops, and you all are sipping haterade jus cuz I am promoting myself? cut it out yall

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  5. Anonymous says:

    Good, they only where them to be fashionable, bunch of women. Finally I agree on something Blatter has done, except they should have been banned because footballers shouldn’t act like little girls. Also, that snood worn by Toure is over the fucking top. I’ll raise my glass to FIFA here.

  6. Liam says:

    Good, they only wear them to be fashionable, bunch of women. Chamakh was wearing one in the final with short sleeves… I finally agree on something Blatter has done, except they should have been banned because footballers shouldn’t act like little girls. Also, that snood worn by Toure is over the fucking top, silly twat. I’ll raise my glass to FIFA here.

  7. jamie says:

    if the point of the ban is because of strangulation than they should ban all clothing because you can strangle someone when you pull them down by their shirt. also another reason is because its not part of the uniform? neither are gloves or shoes. why the hell to players wear shoes, let them play barefooted, its only grass and not glass covered concrete. blatter and fifa should ban themselves, they are ruining the game i loved as a child.

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  9. Kevin Barry says:

    if it is that dangerous to wear one lets give Splatter and Pratini one each, the game can well do without those tossers

  10. Kevin Barry says:

    can anyone imagine Stanley Matthews speeding down the wing wearing one?

    if it’s too cold for the poor little foreigners to play without one then they know where the fucking airport is!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Gaz says:

    couldnt the snoods just have perforated sections, so if someone does pull it then it will rip??
    I dont get this whole anti snood thing in the media, are they less of a man because they want to wear a scarf to keep warm?if you go out today and wear a coat and i only wear a jumper am i tougher than you?

  12. C says:

    Andrew Abrahim is a bigger, more fishsmelling cunt then Blatter.

  13. says:

    If they’re really that cold they should stay in a country that has their preferred climate

  14. 12345 says:

    “Remember, this is the buffoon who once suggested that women’s football might become more popular if its players wore shorter shorts”

    Remember this is the same blog with a “Guess the WAG’s arse” feature on the right hand side…

  15. Meji says:

    THAT IS BULLSHIT! I LOVED WEARING MINE :(

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