Shit Football Kits: Wolves’ Goodyear Tyre-Marks, 1992
By Chris Wright
Hands up, we just can’t beat last week’s Shit Kit for utter, retina-searing shitness and we’ve also had to accept that we probably never will – I mean, how can you even hope to compete with a completely crap faux-leather ‘rodeo fringe’ around the midriff? You just can’t.
With that in mind, we’ve tried to make a fist of it this week and soldier on by tracking down a particularly vomit-inducing kit from the goldmine that is the early-to-mid 1990′s.
Presenting: Wolves’ Goodyear-inspired ‘tyre(skid?)-mark’ strip from 1992/93…
Even when it’s brand new, it still looks like it’s been pulled out of a burning skip.
More in our Shit Kits collection…
Colorado Caribous’ Rodeo Fringe, 1978
Huddersfield’s Electric Tie-Dye, 1991/92
Nottm Forest keeper kits of the mid-1990s
Sheffield United’s diamond kit
Partizan Belgrade, early 1990s
Hull City’s tiger stripes disaster
Do Arsenal Artificially Enhance The Emirates Atmosphere? – OTP
Big Cup Bullshit – The FCF
Guess UEFA Cup Finalists From Their Shirt – Three Match Ban
20 Damning Steve Kean Quotes – Mirror Football
'Abandon All Hope…' – Sunshine Room
Leaked Blackburn Letter Shows Extent Of Turmoil – EPL Talk
Genius Who Couldn't Exist Today: Dragan Stojkovic – LBITCR
German Philosopher Reflects On Jose Mourinho – Futfanatico
Rule Changes That Could Hand Title To Man Utd – FourFourTwo
Welcome To Posh – Danny Last for IBWM
Yah, that thing’s ghastly. It’s not so much the designers I blame but the club execs who give these shit kits the go-ahead!
with orange as a starting point, any time you try to get “artsy-splotschy”, you arrive at visual vomit pretty quick.
Fucking terrible
That’s really ugly
don’t you mean ‘Awesome Football Kits’…
With this kit maybe the best solution is really to throw yourself in front of a truck.
But I’m wondering that you haven’t found the kits of VfL Bochum yet. I think the rainbow shirt from the late 90s is an all time classic and even the current denim shirt is beautiful like an Estate in Novosibirsk.
@Manolo: We very nearly featured the Bochum rainbow kit last week – until we stumbled across the Colorado Caribous!
horrible. a hallowen horrorshow