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Shit Football Kits: Wolves’ Goodyear Tyre-Marks, 1992

By Chris Wright

Hands up, we just can’t beat last week’s Shit Kit for utter, retina-searing shitness and we’ve also had to accept that we probably never will – I mean, how can you even hope to compete with a completely crap faux-leather ‘rodeo fringe’ around the midriff? You just can’t.

With that in mind, we’ve tried to make a fist of it this week and soldier on by tracking down a particularly vomit-inducing kit from the goldmine that is the early-to-mid 1990’s.

Presenting: Wolves’ Goodyear-inspired ‘tyre(skid?)-mark’ strip from 1992/93…

Even when it’s brand new, it still looks like it’s been pulled out of a burning skip.

More in our Shit Kits collection…

Colorado Caribous’ Rodeo Fringe, 1978

Huddersfield’s Electric Tie-Dye, 1991/92

Cork City

Nottm Forest keeper kits of the mid-1990s

Athletic Bilbao 2004

Sheffield United’s diamond kit

Partizan Belgrade, early 1990s

Hull City’s tiger stripes disaster

Plymouth Argyle 1995-96

Luton Town away 1994-95

Arsenal away 1995-96

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By Chris on April 7th, 2011 in Featured, Kits & fashion, Wolves. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “Shit Football Kits: Wolves’ Goodyear Tyre-Marks, 1992”

  1. Red Peter says:

    Yah, that thing’s ghastly. It’s not so much the designers I blame but the club execs who give these shit kits the go-ahead!

  2. annen_berg says:

    with orange as a starting point, any time you try to get “artsy-splotschy”, you arrive at visual vomit pretty quick.

  3. s says:

    Fucking terrible

  4. Bruno says:

    That’s really ugly

  5. sk says:

    don’t you mean ‘Awesome Football Kits’…

  6. ManoloGarnix says:

    With this kit maybe the best solution is really to throw yourself in front of a truck.
    But I’m wondering that you haven’t found the kits of VfL Bochum yet. I think the rainbow shirt from the late 90s is an all time classic and even the current denim shirt is beautiful like an Estate in Novosibirsk.

  7. Chris says:

    @Manolo: We very nearly featured the Bochum rainbow kit last week – until we stumbled across the Colorado Caribous!

  8. jessejps says:

    horrible. a hallowen horrorshow

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