By Chris Wright
What’s wrong with this picture?
Yep, you guessed it. David Beckham systematically ruined the Royal Wedding for everyone by making the most grevious sartorial faux pas in the Usborne Big Book of Grevious Sartorial Faux Pas – showing up to Westminster Abbey with his OBE medal pinned to the wrong lapel of his suit.
Apparently, according to Royal protocol, the OBE is supposed to be worn on the left lapel and, as you can clearly see here, Becks got it as wrong as is humanly possible.
Sickening. It’s a wonder they didn’t call the whole goddamn shebang off – and with that goes Pies’ first and last mention of today’s coma-inducing Royal nonsense.