By Chris Wright
In which Snoop Dogg shows up on stage in North London wearing a QPR shirt – a team which very much hail from the western reaches of the nation’s capital – to perform ‘Wet’, a melodious little ditty about humping your shorty’s brains out…
I’m sure there’s a crap ‘Cristal Palace’ pun in there somewhere.
Any road up, Snoop’s new-found affection for the Hoops shouldn’t be taken too seriously – especially as Mr Dogg is obviously the kind of flighty urban gent that can’t quite decide which soccerball team he actually supports…
Brighton & Hove Albizzle?
For Christ’s sake Snoopy, make up your damn mind.