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Shit Football Kits: Atletico Madrid’s Spider-Man 2 Abomination, 2004

By Chris Wright

Back from the clear blue yonder, it’s Pies’ Shit Kits series (pause for applause, and…continue) and we thought we’d wade back into the water with a ‘Grade A’ doozy of a stinker – namely, Atletico Madrid’s frankly disgusting ‘Spider-Man 2′ movie tie-in away strip from 2004…



‘But just how did this cobwebby monstrosity come about?’, I hear you cry.

You see, Atletico were sponsored by Columbia Pictures at the time, who would change the shirt logo every so often throughout the 2003/04 season to promote their latest godawful movie – e.g celluloid classics such as ‘Hitch’ and ‘White Chicks’…

Sigh, those were the days.

More in Pies’ Shit Kits collection…

Blackpool Take Us To Pleasure Island, 1994

Colorado Rapids’ Rodeo Fringe, 1979

Hull City’s Tiger-Stripe Disaster

Bury’s Away Kits, 1993-98

Puma’s Africa Unity strip, 2010

Wolves’ Goodyear Tyre-Marks, 1992

Colorado Caribous’ Rodeo Fringe, 1978

Huddersfield’s Electric Tie-Dye, 1991/92

Nott’m Forest Keeper Kits Of The Mid-1990s

Hull City’s Tiger Stripes Disaster

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By Chris on September 23rd, 2011 in Featured, Kits & fashion, La Liga. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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10 Responses to “Shit Football Kits: Atletico Madrid’s Spider-Man 2 Abomination, 2004”

  1. Lady B says:

    hahahah :D yup, that ranks up there! but the players who have kids who are Spidey fans were probably happy

  2. Gibby says:

    Truly horrific !!! It looks like a target on the front. Valencia have a bat in their badge why didn’t they come out with a batman version at the same time ?

  3. MaxMad says:

    I love the idea of tying in the movies to kits, but they could do with a dash of creativity/skill.
    The “White Chicks” one is especially hideous, simply due to the fact that the font and colors in the box don’t mesh at all with anything.

    Spiderman 2 was at least an attempt to base the kit around the sponsor, not vice versa, which is a cool idea, but very corporate’ish.

  4. KingEric7 says:

    I bet Gutiérrez would love this!

  5. DJ says:

    Is that actually real???

    Stupid yet funny at the same time.

  6. Ando says:

    I wonder what Fletch would say……

  7. Tom K says:

    I need to inform you all that the “White Chicks” shirt says “Two Blondes with Chest Hair.”

  8. Tom Jones says:

    That’s a cool kit!

  9. S says:

    Hah, where can I obtain one of these?

  10. shaun says:

    i think its a decent kit, and i rarely watch footy these days but id buy it, and thats the point, theyre gona sell a hell of alot more stock to people who arnt even football fans, making the team cash, and the fans will still buy it, sooooo not such a stupid kit when you think about it

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