Shit Football Kits: Atletico Madrid’s Spider-Man 2 Abomination, 2004

Chris Wright

23rd, September 2011


By Chris Wright

Back from the clear blue yonder, it’s Pies’ Shit Kits series (pause for applause, and…continue) and we thought we’d wade back into the water with a ‘Grade A’ doozy of a stinker – namely, Atletico Madrid’s frankly disgusting ‘Spider-Man 2’ movie tie-in away strip from 2004…

‘But just how did this cobwebby monstrosity come about?’, I hear you cry.

You see, Atletico were sponsored by Columbia Pictures at the time, who would change the shirt logo every so often throughout the 2003/04 season to promote their latest godawful movie – e.g celluloid classics such as ‘Hitch’ and ‘White Chicks’…

Sigh, those were the days.

More in Pies’ Shit Kits collection…

Blackpool Take Us To Pleasure Island, 1994

Colorado Rapids’ Rodeo Fringe, 1979

Hull City’s Tiger-Stripe Disaster

Bury’s Away Kits, 1993-98

Puma’s Africa Unity strip, 2010

Wolves’ Goodyear Tyre-Marks, 1992

Colorado Caribous’ Rodeo Fringe, 1978

Huddersfield’s Electric Tie-Dye, 1991/92

Nott’m Forest Keeper Kits Of The Mid-1990s

Hull City’s Tiger Stripes Disaster