By Chris Wright

It’s a little late in the day, but still those Christmas gift ideas keep on coming…

Sadly, this little beauty – a snip at only €200 - isn’t available outside of Spain. We can imagine nothing finer than a night of relaxing slumber on your very own Valencia mattress before waking up and readying one’s mouth for the day with one’s very own Valencia electric tootbrush (€12)…

And if it’s uncomfortably warm outside? Why not take your official CF Valencia oriental wooden hand fan (€18) out with you to manually waft your way to cool, cool comfort?

Now that’s fancy livin’!

More in Pies’ 2012 Christmas tat/gift series…

No. 1 – The Zlatan Sweater
No. 2 – Sexy Managers Calendar
No. 3 – Huddersfield Tape Measure
No. 4 – Hibernian Car Mat (Singular)
No. 5 – Colchester United Rubiks Cube
No. 6 – Burnley Champagne
No. 7 – Newcastle Icecube Tray
No. 8 – Schalke 04 Fitted Bed Sheet
No. 9 – Real Madrid Scissors
No. 10 – Tottenham Clothes Pegs
No. 11 – Man City Garden Tool Set
No. 12 – Napoli Baby Rocker + Paddling Pool
No. 13 – Dortmund Multi-Purpose Cleaner Spray
No. 14 – Hamburger SV Hi-Vis Safety Jacket 

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