By Chris Wright
Joining fellow esteemed “footballers with rude names” alumni like Fabian Assman, Michael Gash, David Goodwillie, Argelico Fucks, Andre Muff, Ralf Minge, Danny Shittu, Paul Dickov, Rod Fanni, Anil Koc, Dean Windass, Segar Bastard, Brian Pinas and the immortal Stefan Kuntz, it’s this Juankar…
Classic.
(Thanks to @Ringo11Lee for the spot!)