Who is top of the Prem’s Pie League? [Mirror]
Where are all the great English football managers? [Footy Factor]
Alcorcon complete remarkable giant-killing of Real Madrid. [FourFourTwo]
Jermain Defoe fined for ‘frivolous’ appeal against speeding penalties. [ITV]
Xavi: Cesc is my natural heir at Barcelona. [Sun]
Luke Young retires from international football. I thought he already had. [BBC]
Niko Kranjcar and Owen Hargreaves are ‘hobo chic’. [Kickette]
Fat Ronaldo admits he’s fat. About bloody time. [The Spoiler]
Patrice Evra gets the green fear. [Off the Post]
Lucas Leiva interview: “I’d sweat blood for Liverpool.” [Anfield Red]
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