By Chris Wright
Photos, lovely Bank Holiday photos! Get ’em while they’re hot…
‘Twas a damp old night at The Cottage
Leon Osman receives a surprise Guaye hug from behind as Gardner and Meta-Gardner look on
Ryan Nelsen goes arse-over-tit as Steve Morison emerges with the ball
Shay “just can’t believe the goal was” Given
Papiss Cisse finds the back of the net again
Whatever it is that Mahamadou Diarra has just seen looks like it will haunt him for the rest of his living days
Prat slaps Jonas
Rory Delap comes on a little strongly in his attempt to prove to Stephen Warnock that he also has feet
Mayday! Mayday! Bale out!
Frank finds a little bit of Big Mac sauce on his shirt
Danny Simpson reaches Nirvana in Shola Ameobi’s arms
Villa get bodies behind the ball
“Halt! Who goes there? Holt!” Ledley gives Grant a swift kick up the arse
Clint Dempsey scores his 22nd goal of the season, and through John Terry’s despairing arms as well! Superb stuff from Deuce!