The 15 palest players in the Premier League

Ollie Irish

15th, December 2009

12 Comments

Pies salutes 15 ballers who could really use some sunbed vouchers for Christmas…

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James Milner

Fletch says:

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“Aye, it’s true. But strangely, I have a very dark ballsack.”

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