By Chris Wright
Step this way for 20 of the very worst footballing effigies ever committed to wax…
1. Mark Hughes - yes MARK HUGHES - has never looked prettier
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Picture 7, Bald Beckham: Shit Lookalike of Terry Tibbs.
that number 7 is more Zidane than Beckham.
I honestly thought #7 was Zidane (except for that diamond earring).
If Zidanes mother and beckham father had a son (or vise versa) number 7 would’ve happened :/
You just dont see enough Dave Benson-Phillips these days.
No 20 is ‘Batigol’ surely?
@Prof: You wish it was Batigol.
ha thought #17 was saul goodman…
Good old Lineker with a crisp. Maybe England would have better young footballers if Gary wasn’t there shoving crisps down their fat faces.
That crap wig on Rooney seemed pretty spot on to me.
The George Best one looks like ‘The Head’ from Art Attack in a wig.
pic 7 looks more like a mash-up between Di Cainio and Zidane’s puppet in french show “les Guignols de l’info”…
Put them all together in a room and you have a particularly disturbing episode of Dr. Who.
That first Rooney one…
Didn’t the men who escaped from Alcatraz use put No 12 in their beds to fool the guards?
And I thought Hughes was Capello
I think they’ve borrowed the models in 17 from the London Dungeons Jack the Ripper scene
The makers of Beckham statues simply try to make him look manly.
And that’s why they always fail
#18 is for sure Robson Green
Why on earth would anyone even try to make a wax dummy of Pele sitting in a track suit?
Maybe he’s just taken one of his Viagra’s and can’t stand up
Is #7 David Beckham, or Iron Chef Michael Symon?
Isn’t the 3rd guy in #17 Dimitar Berbatov? <=P
GOOD GOD. these are proper shit. captions were perfect too, made me laugh everytime i changed pics
but I kinda think they’re nicee =(
[...] at White Hart Lane and sent over a bunch of clumsily constructed doppelgangers, plucked out of a wax museum and reanimated. I have a thesaurus close at hand, and even with that brave resource I can’t [...]
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