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20 Amazingly Atrocious Football Waxworks

By Chris Wright

Step this way for 20 of the very worst footballing effigies ever committed to wax…


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1. Mark Hughes - yes MARK HUGHES - has never looked prettier

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By Chris on September 20th, 2012 in FAIL, Featured, Funnies, Photos, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

24 Responses to “20 Amazingly Atrocious Football Waxworks”

  1. NathanM says:

    Picture 7, Bald Beckham: Shit Lookalike of Terry Tibbs.

  2. gilbert says:

    that number 7 is more Zidane than Beckham.

  3. Nuno says:

    I honestly thought #7 was Zidane (except for that diamond earring).

  4. yipi yei says:

    If Zidanes mother and beckham father had a son (or vise versa) number 7 would’ve happened :/

  5. Professor Erno Breastpinchd says:

    You just dont see enough Dave Benson-Phillips these days.
    No 20 is ‘Batigol’ surely?

  6. dann says:

    ha thought #17 was saul goodman…

  7. plops says:

    Good old Lineker with a crisp. Maybe England would have better young footballers if Gary wasn’t there shoving crisps down their fat faces.

  8. GoodWillHinton says:

    That crap wig on Rooney seemed pretty spot on to me.

  9. Dave Macbeth says:

    The George Best one looks like ‘The Head’ from Art Attack in a wig.

  10. Lehunt says:

    pic 7 looks more like a mash-up between Di Cainio and Zidane’s puppet in french show “les Guignols de l’info”…

  11. Jarren says:

    Put them all together in a room and you have a particularly disturbing episode of Dr. Who.

    That first Rooney one…

    …my word.

  12. Rob says:

    Didn’t the men who escaped from Alcatraz use put No 12 in their beds to fool the guards?

  13. Rob says:

    And I thought Hughes was Capello

  14. Leon says:

    I think they’ve borrowed the models in 17 from the London Dungeons Jack the Ripper scene

  15. XYZZZ says:

    The makers of Beckham statues simply try to make him look manly.
    And that’s why they always fail

  16. usrick says:

    Why on earth would anyone even try to make a wax dummy of Pele sitting in a track suit?

  17. Rob says:

    Maybe he’s just taken one of his Viagra’s and can’t stand up

  18. Kavackalick says:

    Is #7 David Beckham, or Iron Chef Michael Symon?

  19. Fat Nakago says:

    Isn’t the 3rd guy in #17 Dimitar Berbatov? <=P

  20. travisKOP says:

    GOOD GOD. these are proper shit. captions were perfect too, made me laugh everytime i changed pics

  21. Mabel says:

    but I kinda think they’re nicee =(

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