Pies Christmas Gift Ideas – No. 9: Real Madrid Scissors
By Chris Wright
Sharper than Cristiano Ronaldo’s Adam’s apple…

More in Pies’ 2012 Christmas tat/gift series…
No. 1 – The Zlatan Sweater
No. 2 – Sexy Managers Calendar
No. 3 – Huddersfield Tape Measure
No. 4 – Hibernian Car Mat (Singular)
No. 5 – Colchester United Rubiks Cube
No. 6 – Burnley Champagne
No. 7 – Newcastle Icecube Tray
No. 8 – Schalke 04 Fitted Bed Sheet

















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Remembering Ivan Turina – A Football Report
Moyes Has Done Sod All To Deserve United Job – Johnny Nic For F365
Anfield: The Victims, The Anger And The Shameful Truth – Guardian
The A-Z Of Football Boot Brands – The Boot Room
Man Utd Coach Delivers Opinion On Rooney's Form – Off The Post
19 Rules Of Playing Football When You're A Kid – BuzzFeed
Chiles, Keane, Dixon & Southgate Preview Madrid vs Dortmund – The False Nine
Brilliant 'Punk Aesthetic' West Ham Artwork – Is Saitch Yer Daddy?
looks sharp!
With these you will be on the cutting edge!
SCISSOR PUN!
Cut it out, now.
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