By Chris Wright
Sharper than Cristiano Ronaldo’s Adam’s apple…
More in Pies’ 2012 Christmas tat/gift series…
No. 1 – The Zlatan Sweater
No. 2 – Sexy Managers Calendar
No. 3 – Huddersfield Tape Measure
No. 4 – Hibernian Car Mat (Singular)
No. 5 – Colchester United Rubiks Cube
No. 6 – Burnley Champagne
No. 7 – Newcastle Icecube Tray
No. 8 – Schalke 04 Fitted Bed Sheet