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Pies’ All Time Premier League XI: Netherlands

By Alan Duffy

Another week, another opportunity to delve into the Premier League archives and fish out a pretty decent XI, this time courtesy of the purveyors of shome of the shexiest footbal ever to grace this fair isle – the Netherlands.

There’s plenty of attacking talent to choose from here; not an awful lot in the way of defensive depth, but have we got the balance right?

Oh, and after the French XI was posted, a fair few people complained that the likes of Zidane and Platini weren’t included. It’s Premier League only people!

So, take a big bite out of our big juicy Oranje and then give us your opinion!

GK: Edwin van der Sar – Came to Manchester United late on his career, in 2005, after impressing for Fulham. Fergie had rather struggled to find an adequate replacement for the great Peter Schmeichel, but Van der Sar definitely fitted the bill and proved to be a superb buy for the Red Devils. Made 313 Premier League appearances for the Cottagers and United, helping the latter to four league titles, one Champions League success, two League Cups and one Club World Cup.

RB: Mario Melchiot – Made a whopping 284 Premier League appearances in his time with Chelsea, Birmingham City and Wigan Athletic, the leggy defender impressed in a right-back role for Chelsea between 1999 and 2004. A move to Birmingham didn’t really work out for the ex-Ajax man but after moving to France, he returned to England in 2007, where he blossomed at the DW Stadium, even becoming the Latics’ captain. Comfortable in a central defensive berth as well as full-back, Melchiot’s athleticism earns him a place in the XI.

CB: Jaap Stam – A veritable rock at the back for Man Utd, hardman Stam came to Old Trafford in 1998 from PSV. Strong and pacy, Stam was a key performer for the Red Devils, helping them to three league titles, one FA Cup, one Champions League trophy and one Club World Cup. Left Manchester in acrimonious circumstances in 2001 after his autobiography enraged Fergie.

CB: Arjan De Zeeuw – After starting his career in his homeland with Telstar, centre-half De Zeeuw moved to Barnsley, before enjoying spells with Wigan, Portsmouth, Wigan again and then Coventry. Helped the Tykes to gain promotion to the top-tier in 96/97 and then enjoyed superb spell with Wigan where he became a fans’ favourite. Also impressed at Portsmouth where he was made captain before returning to the DW Stadium in 2005. Indeed, was voted Wigan’s best-ever player during the PFA’s  centenary celebrations. Ended his English adventures with Coventry before returning home in 2008.

LB: Wilfred Bouma – A muscular left-back, Bouma moved to Villa Park in 2005 but didn’t really get into his stride until Martin O’Neill took charge in 2006/07. A tough-tackling defender with added pace, Bouma enjoy cult status with the Villa fans and went on to make 83 league appearances before injury ended his spell there in 2010. Eventually got his career going again at former club PSV.

RMF: Marc Overmars – Came to Arsenal with question marks over his fitness in the summer of 1997 as the Arsene Wenger revolution began in earnest, the fleet-footed winger exploded onto the Premier League as the Gunners won the double in 1997/98. Part of a superb midfield alongside Petit, Vieira and Parlour, Overmars often moved into a semi-striking role when Dennis Berkamp dropped deep, scoring 25 goals in 100 league games (and also netting in the 1998 FA Cup final). Left for Barcelona in 2000 but never hit the same heights again. Only just gets the nod over Chelsea’s Arjen Robben.

CMF: George Boateng – Made 384 Premier League appearances, more than any other Dutchman, whilst plying his trade for the likes of Coventry City, Aston Villa, Middlesbrough and Hull. An under-rated defensive midfielder, Boateng’s all-action style made him a fans’ fave during his time in England.

CMF: Ruud Gullit – Enjoyed a fine spell at Chelsea in the autumn of his career, playing both as a sweeper and then in central midfield. One of the greatest, most classy players of his generation, the former Milan megastar spent a few seasons in west London, helping the Blues to the 1997 FA Cup. Went on to manage the club too.

LMF: Robin van Persie – The latest in a long line of Dutch attackers to light up the Premier League, Van Persie came to Arsenal as a stroppy young winger in 2004 but left (to the anger of many Gooners) a world-class centre-forward in the summer of 2012. Injury problems hampered his time in north London, but over the past couple of seasons he has stayed fit and become one of the best players in the world. His purchase by Fergie in the summer looks like firing the Red Devils to league glory once again. Shifted out wide due to the plethora of attacking talent available.

CF: Dennis Bergkamp – One of the greatest players ever to play in the Premier League, Bergkamp, a David Dein signing during Bruce Rioch’s short Arsenal reign, would go on to hit stratospheric heights under Arsene Wenger, scoring 87 goals in 315 games, some of them nothing short of magnificent. Won three league titles (one with the Invincibles) and four FA Cups with the Gunners and may yet return to north London in a coaching role in the not-too-distant future.

CF: Ruud Van Nistelrooy – The ultimate goal-poacher, Van Nistelrooy blossomed for Man Utd after his initial move to Old Trafford in 2000 was scuppered by serious injury. However, once fit, the hitman lit up the Premier League with his nose for a goal. Bagged 95 in 150 games on his way to winning (surprisingly) only one league title, one FA Cup and one league cup.

Subs: Ed de Goey, Ken Monkou, Nigel de Jong, Arjen Robben, Dirk Kuyt, Rafael van der Vaart, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.

So, what do you think? Too many attackers on the pitch? Too many mediocre defenders? Let us know!

More in Pies’ Premier League XI series…

All-Time French XI

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By Alan Duffy on February 8th, 2013 in Featured, Newsnow, Opinion, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

28 Responses to “Pies’ All Time Premier League XI: Netherlands”

  1. Chris Mc says:

    Shocked and appalled that Winston Bogarde didn’t make the list!! Great value for money!

  2. Stu says:

    No Andy Van Der Meyde?

    • Chris says:

      Solid Dutch XI, though I would’ve been tempted to through Deadly Dirk in there with Gio van Bronck at LB.

      @Stu: Speaking on behalf of the Duffster, “No, definitely not!”

  3. McRillen says:

    Erik Meijer?

  4. Jim says:

    Defenders are just the last line of attackers.

  5. Eric the Red says:

    No mention of the mighty Dirk Kuyt? Surley he had a bigger impact than the likes of George Boateng, or even Zenden or van der Vaart…

  6. Alan Duffy says:

    @Eric the Red – you are dead right about Kuyt! Have popped him on the subs bench!

  7. porcelain sandwich says:

    Ron Vlaar!

  8. marajonna says:

    Van Der sar was just as good at fulham as he was at united. Could’ve mentioned that, chose to waffle on about the big team. Shock.

  9. willsleybear says:

    Andre Ooijer, no?

  10. jules says:

    Where is overmars ???????????????????????????????????????

  11. jules says:

    oh their he is, ok where the fuck is jordi cruyff ?!?!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Schteve VanMcClaren as manager?

  13. Luke says:

    Good to see Deadly Dirk getting a mention, as well as de Jong who was so underrated. Hasselbaink should be in the starting 11 fo sho tho

  14. Ty says:

    Van Nistelrooy and Bergkamp up top together would be a frightening combination indeed.

  15. Irshaad says:

    Chris where is John Heitinga on this list? He has always been a good solid player at Everton. He is sharp at the back and not to mention quick and he can also play in the central midfield role or defensive midfield role with simple ease and he is always a danager from set pieces and he has been in the National Set Up for years!!! Still at 29 he is a fantastic player.

  16. Irshaad says:

    Tim Krul and Michel Vorm are definitely two Keepers who will be second in line after The Great Van der Sar.

  17. Iain Dowie says:

    Arjan De Zeeuw was atrocious for Coventry.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Patrick kluivert???

  19. that guy says:

    not even Mr Cruyff ???


    not asking for Sneijder, or Van Der Vaart, or Davids, or de Boers, or Seedorf or even.. maybe even a Van Basten?? but at least Cruyff…

    what the jeebus?

  20. dafuq says:

    ah.. just read ‘premier league’

    carry on..

  21. dafuq says:

    would still have Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank in there somewhere :P

  22. Matt says:

    Boateng ahead of Edgar Davids? Other than that I pretty much agree.

  23. Daniel Swildens says:

    I think Davids isn’t in there because he was way past it (Read: to play in a top league, later returned to Ajax where he was instrumental) when he was with Spurs, only staying for a relatively short period of time and probably wouldn’t have been brought in if Martin Jol wasn’t in charge.

    I like how the creator of this team stuck to players who made an impact in the EPL. Dirk Kuyt was with Liverpool for ages but IMO he had only one fairly impressive season. In fact, Kuyt was scoring so little in his first years at Liverpool that they lost patience and bought Torres.

    I definitely think Gio van Bronckhorst should fill the LB spot, he stayed at Arsenal too short, but it was in those years he was outstanding. And there’s no guy who’s not been named by anyone yet: Martijn Reuser.

    Bit of trivia: in 2000 Ajax had three young talented players who all had Van Der in their surname. They would all three play in England eventually. Van Der Meyde, Van Der Vaart, can anyone name the third and who he played for?

  24. Niall says:

    No John Heitinga?

    85 international caps and a constant performer.

    Post 26 – Cedric Van Der Gun

  25. Anonymous says:

    Theres no way van der sar made 300 league games for united

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