Top 10: Pies’ Alternative Player Of The Year Shortlist

Chris Wright

24th, April 2013

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By Chris Wright

We’ve seen the septet whom the PFA deem potentially worthy to take their ‘Player of the Year’ trinket and, bar a couple of debatable anomalies, it’s difficult to argue with their selection – it’s just a bit boring and predictable is all.

However, we feel there is a swathe of players who deserve to have their 2012/13 Premier League contributions acknowledged and therefore we’ve put together an alternative shortlist of nominees for you to peruse, process and react violently to.

Let’s start where we mean to begin…

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Queens Park Rangers v Tottenham Hotspur - Loftus Road

10. Julio Cesar, QPR: Let’s face it, Cesar has been kept busy this season while stationed behind one of the Premier League’s ropiest defences, producing save after save despite suffering defeat after defeat. One of the few QPR players who can come out of the season with their heads held high, the Brazilian is a world class goalkeeper who very much “still has it”.

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Tottenham Hotspur v Norwich City - White Hart Lane

9. Robert Snodgrass, Norwich: The lively Scottish winger has slung in more than double the amount of crosses than anyone else at Norwich this season, with his classy deliveries amassing five assists in the process. Competitive, agitating, good on the ball, prepared to scrap and nigh-on guaranteed to put in a shift every game.

Soccer - Capital One Cup - Final - Bradford City v Swansea City - Wembley Stadium

8. Chico Flores, Swansea: Once translated, he may have one of the naffest names in the game (“Boy Flowers”) but there’s been nothing remotely “pansy” about Swansea’s pony-tailed Spanish centre-half performances this season. Flores has formed a solid partnership with Ashley Williams, indeed it’s telling that the only league game in which neither played was the 5-0 defeat against Liverpool. Quick, nifty in the tackle, defensive nous coming out of his ears and a tidy 90-ish% pass completion rate thrown in for good measure.

Soccer - Pre Season Friendly - Southampton v Udinese - St Mary's

7. Rickie Lambert, Southampton: Hands up, we were one of the many who thought the ascension into the top flight as a step too far for Lambert, but 14 goals (more than any other Englishman) and a series of impressive, bustling performances has shown otherwise – and he’s more than just a “big man”. The fact that England call-ups have been mentioned in passing are a little pie in the sky, but still testament to Lambert’s cracking debut Premier League season. Question is, can he repeat the feat next term?

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Arsenal v Swansea City - Emirates Stadium

6. Michu, Swansea: The goals may have slowed to a trickle over the past couple of months after coming out of the blocks like a raging warthog, but 17 league goals (and 21 overall) in a debut, trophy-winning season is nothing if not bloody impressive. At his confident best, it’s a pleasure to see Michu wafting pinpoint finishes past forlorn goalkeepers.

Soccer - Capital One Cup - Semi Final - First Leg - Bradford City v Aston Villa - Coral Windows Stadium

5. Christian Benteke, Aston Villa: As with Michu, the relatively unknown Benteke turned up from his native land without much in the way of fanfare and immediately set about racking up 15 Premier League goals in a young, naive, soft-bellied team that has struggled to even tread water this season.

Soccer - FA Cup - Semi Final - Chelsea v Manchester City - Wembley Stadium

4. Matija Nastasic: Man City: The fact that no-one has really noticed that 20-year-old Nastasic came in partway through the season (after making his debut in the Bernabeu no less) and gone on to play almost every game as Vincent Kompany’s defensive partner of choice is a good indicator of just how good he’s been. Definitely one to ear-mark for the future.

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Wigan Athletic v Southampton - DW Stadium

3. Shaun Maloney, Wigan: After struggling to make headway at Villa last time round, Maloney has now found a spiritual home at the DW, flitting in and around whichever Wigan frontman he’s paired with. Quick feet, turning circle of a house fly, a dab hand from set-pieces and also pitches in with the goals. A precious commodity.

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Manchester City v Sunderland - Etihad Stadium

2. Simon Mignolet, Sunderland: If you want a job doing well, buy a Belgian. Frankly, in direct contrast to the rest of his teammates, Mignolet has been in excellent form this season; swatting away shots and snuffing out approaching strikers like nobody’s business. Only Joe Hart, Pepe Reina and Petr Cech have kept more clean sheets this season, despite him having to deal with this kind of crap. We wouldn’t be surprised if Arsenal have a dabble over the summer.

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Arsenal v Everton - Emirates Stadium

1. Leighton Baines, Everton: Baines was the first player across Europe’s top five leagues to pass the “1oo goal-scoring chances created” post according to stats bods Opta, with the England left-back quickly becoming a staple of everybody’s fantasy league teams due to his attacking fortitude. Despite what Alan Hansen might quibble over on a Saturday night, he’s also pretty much flawless defensively too.

Honorable mentions: Victor Moses, Chelsea (chiefly for not being the complete failure we suspected he’d be); Dimitar Berbatov, Fulham (the perfect cocktail of nonchalance and nicotine); Pablo Zabaleta, Man City (he just keeps rolling); Moussa Dembele, Tottenham (becoming a monster of a central midfielder); Asmir Begovic, Stoke (cementing his place as an ultra-reliable stopper); Phil Jagielka and Sylvain Distin, Everton (fantastic centre-back pairing), Santi Cazorla, Arsenal (jinky little magician but hasn’t quite proved to be as decisive as the early promise indicated) etc, etc…

Agree/disagree? Any more unsung heroes you’d like to see acknowledged? Let us know…

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23 Comments

  1. Anonymouse says:

    Rafael perhaps deserves an honorary mention.

  2. Alan Duffy says:

    No place for a single Arsenal player?! Cazorla surely? And maybe Arteta?

    • Chris says:

      @Alan Duffy: Meant to include Cazorla in the mentions. Will amend most hastefully.

      @Henrik: I just mean he shouldn’t really be considered international standard IMO, but the utter dearth of other striking options has led to him being watched by the England manager several times.

  3. Jack Wheeler says:

    Danny Rose has been outstanding for Sunderland this season.

  4. Henrik says:

    RE Lambert, England call-ups ‘mentioned in passing’. Hodgson publicly declared in November that Lambert will ‘come very much into consideration in the future’, and since then has been to watch Lambert on more than occasion this season, including Southampton’s 3-1 win over Liverpool in which Lambert scored and played a key role throughout. ‘Pie in the sky’?! Why should it be? Top English goalscorer and a completely different option to England’s key forwards at this moment in time.

  5. Nick says:

    Dempsey? Think worth a mention 11 goals 5 assists + that sweet Texas accent.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Kev Mirallas.

    Hamstrings made out of lipstick but he’s fucking special.

  7. Ell says:

    Morgan Schneiderlin?

  8. Geranio says:

    YOu should make a top 10 substitutes of the season
    ranked at
    #1 Chicharito!

  9. SZY says:

    Again, where is Fellaini? He sure is the best belgian player in the BPL? Also Phil Jones and Raphael should at least get mentioned. But yeah, I’m biased.

  10. Ashley says:

    Even as a Gooner I am surprised by the lack of Verthongen – he has been superb all season.

  11. CRS says:

    Surely Brad Guzan somewhere!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Does Pies have a fantasy league?

  13. Snowie says:

    Coleman > Baines.

  14. oisin says:

    Where is Lukaku?

  15. Adrien says:

    How about Mo Diame, Mark Noble or Winston Reid at West Ham? Surely one of them deserves a mention.

  16. Ryan says:

    How about the top 10 flops of the season:

    Just post the team photo of Newcastle…. maybe paste over Cisse and Cabaye with Luic Remy.

  17. Adama says:

    What about Guzan?!?!? He has been absolutely world class, playing behind one of the most unexperienced and young defences in the league, he was even man of the match in the 8-0 loss to Chelsea, without him i would’ve been easily into double figures

  18. Steve says:

    Great to see some love for Mignolet!He has been fantastic for us. We beat City earlier in the season because we have one of the best keepers in the league and they don’t.

  19. Toni says:

    Fellaini, Fellaini and Fellaini.

  20. Terry Shedingham says:

    @Henrik
    Well said, if the England team is to make progress, selections have to start being made on current performance, not reputation. Capello’s leaving out of Darren Bent (then Premier League top scorer) from the World Cup 2010 squad is one of the most idiotic decisions I’ve ever seen an England manager make.

  21. Anonymous says:

    guzan definitely deserves a shout. apart from benteke he has been the only other bright spot in that poor villa team. has been class this season

  22. Anonymous says:

    Riether has been so consistent!

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