Comments on: Top 20 most slappable Premiership players

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:49:53 +0000

wheres van persie>?

By: gaz

gaz — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:33:20 +0000

any1 french or plays for arsenal or both especially pires

By: jane

jane — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:19:23 +0000

Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t slappable he’s shagable. whay a stunner.. truly the best player in the world of football.. and the sexiest… people are just jealous…. Ronaldooo wowow !!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:55:16 +0000

how could you not have darren fletcher in there, he can’t play football and has a head like skelator and he has the nerve to earn in a week what would take me two years

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:48:50 +0000

Pretty much all of the Newcastle squad as well, and especially Emre, little racist twat.

By: Jezza

Jezza — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:28:18 +0000

So we can nominate players who are likely to slap back (Barton, Eboue, Mad Jens et al)? Defeats the point of such a list, really. Anyway, once again you've contrived to overlook Mido - just because he doesn't get any games, it doesn't mean he's not eminently twattable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37_de6tahJE Oh, and is this a good time to crowbar in the definitive Robbie Savage moment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGPU8DD7CLk

By: Footie Fool

Footie Fool — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:46:39 +0000

I’d nominate Robbie’s partner in crime at Blackburn Tugay.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:34:10 +0000

What about a nice slap to knock the thumb out of Garcia’s mouth when he does that rather Saffredi- like goal celebration.

By: Al

Al — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:52:44 +0000

Drogba, Scholes (just wanna slap him and see if candy comes out don’t ya? at least ginger bread) Tevez, such and ugly bastard, CROUCH of course, and cheeky little Joey Barton could be slapped….you know where…flashing scouser.

By: Canuck

Canuck — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:05:17 +0000

Thierry Henry, belongs for sure,
a smug little prick if ever there was one.

By: Geoff

Geoff — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:25:10 +0000

I think the entire West Ham defence deserve to be slapped into shape, as well as Marline (Harewood). I see that you’ve already got Anton ‘I’m not actually that good’ Ferdinand, and Lucas ‘70 grand, you’re having a laugh’ Neill, so fair play there. Good to see Bowyer in there too. Why is Rooney not in there?

By: joe

joe — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:02:28 +0000

Henry SURELY has to be on the list, as does Drogba. Not sure why Neill and Cahill are on here. Fabregas should be in as well. And Vidic for fuck sake, the man’s face practically screams “I’m a giant center back but I’ll go down easier than Alberto Gilardino in the Celtic penalty area.”
BTW why does Frank Lampard make every single derogatory list on this site? He’s the most bland, vanilla player who happens to have netted some 20 goals so far this year yet he’s on every list for being overated and a prick. Explain?!?!

By: bryn

bryn — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:45:02 +0000

where are drogba barton and anelka? adebayor should be in for that stupid dance. lee hendrie is a little shit, and so is glen johnson.
good to see El-Spit Diouf is top of the list.

By: Ollie, Pies Ed.

Ollie, Pies Ed. — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:45:56 +0000

Dom, you are the original and still the best!

By: Dom

Dom — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:21:04 +0000

There’s not allowed to be another Dom, this is just plain confusing.
Barton doesn’t need a slap, just get him an ASBO or something.