Shit Football Ink: 16 Of The Very Worst Fan Tattoos

Chris Wright

6th, September 2013

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By Chris Wright

In honour of the poor Liverpool fan who tried his darndest to show his love for Kolo Toure via the medium of tattoos only to fall at the final hurdle , here’s 16 of the very worst fan body etchings to have ever sullied our consciousness here on Pies…

1. Clint Dempsey:  Like a severely malnourished Mr Potato Head…

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2. We Are Liverpool:  Rafa Benitez in nowt but a cape, loincloth and sandals? Powerful imagery…

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3. Eeverton: Rookie mistake…

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4. Just say no-mar: Every wondered what Neymar would look like if he came down with an aggressive case of mumps? Well, wonder no more…

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5. Frank + John 4eva:  Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t actually etched across Frank’s stomach…

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6. Five-star ink:  What could be a more fitting way to commemorate Liverpool’s fifth European Cup triumph than by getting a lop-sided tattoo of Eddie Munster and Ray from ‘Due South’?…

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7. Shitty forever:  This prannet had his optimistic tattoo done in 2009 as part of a post-pub wager (always dangerous) with a United-supporting mate. To be fair, you’ll no doubt remember that City came incredibly close to winning the 2011 Champions League narrowly missing out when they were knocked out in the Europa League round of 16 by Dynamo Kiev…

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8. All roads lead to Munic: This Chelsea fan was

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