By: Tom Jones

Tom Jones — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 21:23:46 +0000

Bobby Charlton – Truely hideous. Accept that you’re going bald man!
Ferenc Puskas – Good hair.
Jairzinho – Well cool afro man.
Paul Breitner – Great player, equally great afro.
Socrates – Minuspoints for not having a proper afro and it ain’t cool looking like Jesus either. And you’ve spilled on your shirt.
Greame Souness – Looks like a hedgehog
Claudio Caniggia – A hairstyle better suited for a rock guitarist.
Rudi Völler – A curly mullet. One can understand why he is giving the evil eye. The tracksuit rocks though.
Roberto Baggio – Would have been fun if an opponent grabbed his ponytail as he was running.
Carlos Valderrama – Wonderful. He must have put a lot of work into that hair. And the result is stunning. Gold medal for ole Carlos.
Christian Ziege – Strange. Makes him look well angry.
Alexi Lalas – He’s a bloody ginger. Apart from that his hairstyle is kind of cool. He should try haircolour though.
Rene Higuita – The man has class. His hair, his shirt, his tache. All very well done.
Romania 1994 – Good statement if they hadn’t been knocked out in the 2nd round and just looked stupid.
Clint Mathis – Last of the mohicans?
Ümit Davala – It looks like he has enough hair to fill his whole head, so why put it all in the middle?
Taribo West – Is that hair or is that plastic?
Ronaldo – Looks awful. Maybe he was trying to divert attention from his rabbit teeth?
David Beckham – Ok hair but footballers shall not have earrings.
Jose Perlaza – Hey all your hair has fallen down on your neck!

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