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Mousa Dembele, Moussa Dembele And The Great Namesake XI


Ever since Moussa Dembele (note the crucial extra ‘S’) made his debut for Fulham a fortnight ago against West Ham, it got us thinking – what other pockets of namesake players are there playing around the world?

According to the tittle-tattle grapevine, the Cottagers’ young starlet is being studiously tracked by Manchester United – which is lucky, because it could be very confusing if he ended up at White Hart Lane in the not-so-distant future and lined up for Tottenham alongside Mousa Dembele (note the crucial missing ‘S’).

On paper, that’s how you can tell them apart: the Spurs midfielder has one less ‘S’ in his first name and, if we’re getting technical, should also strictly possess a couple of acute accents hovering over the Es in his surname.

So, in our quest to find a team of XI footballing namesakes, we asked the stattos who created the new Champ Man app (available for iPhone and Android) to track them down.

Here’s our list, complete with how each of the similarly-named players rate against each other in the Champ Man (CM) database…

 Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Arsenal v Everton - Emirates Stadium

1. James McCarthy

This free agent Irish goalkeeper is not to be confused with the Everton and Ireland midfielder of the very same name, who rates at 78 in CM. The shot stopper isn’t rated as he doesn’t have a current club, but imagine if he’d have been at Wigan at the same time as McMessrs McCarthy and McArthur and McLean.

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2. Paul Robinson

The former Tottenham goalkeeper, now at Blackburn, actually shares his name with two other players, all of whom currently play in the Championship. Grizzly former Bolton left-back Paul Robinson is currently at Birmingham City while the third of the Robinson bunch also plays at the back for Millwall – famously scoring for them in the 2010 League One play-off final. Goalie Robinson rates highest at 70, against 62 and 65 respectively.


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3. Nemanja Vidic

The Manchester United defender shares his name with a 23-year-old (seen on the right in the photo above) playing in the Serbian SuperLiga at FK Javor Ivanjica. He’s rated 53 against the 87 score which the ex-Serbian international commands. How David Moyes could use another Vidic right now – although maybe not in quite such a literal sense.


4. Jonas Olsson

This defender plays for Gefle in Sweden’s top division and is rated 56 compared to the lanky West Brom star’s 77. To be fair, the Gefle youngster has hardly played any games this season so it’s unlikely he’d have lined up with the other at the World Cup had the Swedish side made it to Brazil.

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5. Ashley Williams

The Premier League must feel a long way away for the other Ashley Williams, who plies his trade in midfield for Chester FC in the Conference Premier. He did though once play for Man City’s youth alongside the likes of Micah Richards. One Williams is rated 32 and one is 76. Can you guess which is which?

 Soccer - Clydesdale Bank Scottish Premier League - Kilmarnock v Celtic - Rugby Park

6. David Silva

One is a dinky mainstay of the Spanish national team and one comes from Cape Verde and currently plays for Kilmarnock. Both are midfielders, although the Manchester City star is rated 85 against the Scotland-based player’s 62.

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7. Kaka

The real name of Deportivo La Coruna’s “Kaka” is Claudiano Bezerra da Silva, which isn’t quite as catchy as his nickname. Mind you it’s not as big a mouthful as Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, the real name of the big time, Jesus-bothering Brazilian who rates at 81 compared to his countryman’s 67.

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8. Lars Bender

Both are German but one is ruling the midfield roost at Sami Hyypia’s Bundesliga high-fliers Bayer Leverkusen and one plays in the country’s fourth tier with Eintracht Trier. As far as we know, the lower-ranked (45) midfielder doesn’t have a twin brother called Sven, unlike his 75 Champ Man-rated namesake.

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9. Lisandro Lopez

Interesting here that both of these players are rated 79 for their respective abilities. One is the more famous bearded striker now at Al-Gharafa in Qatar after spells at Lyon and Porto while the other is a defender on-loan from at Getafe from Benfica.


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10. Fernando Llorente

The Juventus striker is rated 76 in Champ Man while his CE Sabadell counterpart is just 56 for his midfield role at the Spanish second division club. For sadly un-Simba related reasons, the spindly one playing in Italy with Juventus is nicknamed ‘The Lion King’.


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11. Ronaldo

Cristiano is obviously at Real Madrid and thanks to his talent comes out at 92 in the Champ Man ranks. But there’s another Ronaldo (no, not the famous portly Brazilian one) rated 65 although he is also Brazilian, playing as a defender in the top tier of Brazilian football with Internacional (we see him above celebrating with his pachyderm buddy during a stint at Nautico). However, he’s on loan in Spain with Deportivo right now.

As for the two aforementioned Dembeles, Fulham’s French youngling has a long way to go to catch the 76 rating of his Belgian counterpart at Spurs. He’s at 45 – although there is nearly a decade in age between them.

The Champ Man app game gives you the chance to manage one of 400 clubs across 21 leagues with tens of thousands of players to sign.

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By Chris on December 11th, 2013 in Featured, Newsnow, Promotional posts, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

15 Responses to “Mousa Dembele, Moussa Dembele And The Great Namesake XI”

  1. carl says:

    “Android Apple iOS”?

    I’m sure there’s about a thousand Toures hanging around. Some must have the same first name.

  2. Al says:

    McCarthy plays for the Republic not the North, are you trying to start a war??

  3. dr says:

    Danny Rose comes to mind, all three of them.

  4. Mark says:

    Can you name the 2 former England internationals over the last 40 years who have the same Christen name and the same surname??

  5. Lee Warner says:

    There’s an Andre Villas Boas playing in Portugal

  6. Al says:

    no worries, it’s not like we’re sensitive about that type of thing over here!

  7. Hootie says:

    Were Spanish names too easy? Luis Garcia.

    I must admit Lisandro Lopez was a great catch. Had no idea he was in Qatar now, either.

  8. Dn says:

    Gary Stevens x2 – England WC squad ’86

  9. savage says:

    theres at least one Davies in almost every english team

  10. Phil@Ghyll says:

    After Fulham bought John Collins of the mighty Toffees they signed a player called Collins John, same names, different order. Must’ve been a nightmare reading their register…

  11. Gazza says:

    Defender Ronaldo with a stunning immitation of striker Ronaldos stomach!

  12. Bigirimana says:

    There are about 4 different Serbian footballers named exactly Nikola Maksimovic Serbian footballers right now.

  13. dave says:

    Back in the 2004/5 season York had 2 Paul Robinson’s at the same time, both were strikers and neither were the ones mentioned here!

    One was the guy who Ruud Gullit played ahead of Alan Shearer in the north east derby which saw him lose his job and he became known as Paul D Robinson to avoid confusion.

  14. Chris says:

    to Mark #4 – is it Gary Stevens? – hence the old chant “theres only two Gary Stevens”

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