By Chris Wright
The perfect gift for those who both love Eintracht Frankfurt and choking on largely tasteless, projectile candy…
An entirely reasonable €3.95 (plus €15 shipping!) from Frankfurt’s online store.
More in Pies’ 2013 Football Christmas Gift Guide…
#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar
#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Eau De Toilette
#5: Official Liverpool Brendan Rodgers Mask
#6: Atletico Madrid ‘His & Hers’ G-Strings
#7: Newcastle United Hand-Warmer Gel Sachet
#8: Fulham Plasters
#9: Leeds United Swimming Bands
#10: Werder Bremen Potato Chips
#11: CSKA Moscow Rubber Horse Mask
#12: Benfica Condoms
#13: Juventus Cat Toys