XI Football Players Who Have Gone Missing

Chris Wright

15th, December 2014

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By Chris Wright

And before any of you bloody rabble start with the “Player X goes missing for Team Y every week” nonsense, we’re talking about players who have gone AWOL here, not MIA…

11. Hatem Ben Arfa

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Burnley v Hull City - Turf Moor

Hull City manager Steve Bruce has this very morning claimed he has “absolutely no idea” where Ben Arfa is after banishing the stroppy French winger from the Tigers fold.

L’Equipe reported last week that Ben Arfa is actually currently training on his lonesome somewhere in Paris after being told to make himself scarce by the suitably unimpressed Bruce.

It’s little more than tittle-tattle, but it’s being rumoured the spat between the two erupted when Bruce received his match report after Hull’s recent 0-3 defeat against Manchester United, only to be informed that Ben Arfa had covered less ground than goalkeeper Allan McGregor over the course of the evening.

10. Amr Zaki

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Liverpool v Wigan Athletic - Anfield

Another case involving Steve Bruce, who, while manager of Wigan in 2008, famously branded Zaki the “most unprofessional player he’d ever worked with” after the Egyptian flash-in-the-pan was several days late reporting back from international duty…for the fourth consecutive time.

The fact that Zaki’s 26th birthday fell between the end of Egypt game and his scheduled return to Lancashire is probably entirely coincidental.

9. Florin Raducioiu

Soccer - FA Carling Premiership - West Ham United v Manchester United

After a fairly successful showing at Euro ’96 in which he scored Romania’s only goal of the tournament, Raducioiu joined West Ham from Espanyol a few weeks later – and it was pretty much all downhill from there.

The striker got off to an extremely slow start at Upton Park and then did himself no favours by no-showing the Hammers’ League Cup fourth round trip to Stockport in December in lieu of (allegedly) going shopping at Harvey Nichols with his wife.

We should, however, point out at this juncture that those allegations were made by none other than Mr. Henry James Redknapp.

8. Rio and Anton Ferdinand

Ferdinand - Man Utd press conference

Rio’s little AWOL episode in 2003 may well have proved the more high profile, what with him skipping forgetting a mandatory drugs test and all – but little brother Anton’s dalliance with truancy is far more entertaining.

In March 2007, the then-West Ham defender asked manager Alan Curbishley for compassionate leave to visit his sick grandmother on the Isle of Wight.

He was then spotted raving it up at the Knock Knock club in South Carolina in the US on the eve of his 22nd birthday after presumably making one hell of a wrong turn at the Portsmouth Hoverport.

7. Mohamed Sissoko

SPAIN SOCCER

Back in 2004, Sissoko informed his currently employers – Valencia at the time – that he’d need a few days off as he’d been summoned by Mali to play in a friendly against Kenya.

Sissoko duly returned from international duty and even went as far as assuring Valencia officials he’d been subbed off shortly before half-time (as requested) in a 1-0 win for Mali.

In fact, there was only one small, almost insignificant discrepancy in the midfielder’s tale: he’d made the fixture up entirely.

6. Steven Ireland

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Blackburn Rovers v Manchester City - Ewood Park

With a complex plot involving lies within lies within lies on top of lies, Ireland made a proper berk of himself in his desperate attempts to wimp out of the Republic of Ireland’s game against the Czech Republic in 2007.

Firstly, Ireland asked to be excused due to the death of his maternal grandmother – an excuse which washed right up until the point that his grandmother came forward and publicly expressed her shock at the premature news of her passing.

Ireland then tweaked his story slightly, this time claiming he had been mistaken and that it was actually his father’s mother who had died.

Once again, this proved to be hogwash, with his paternal nanna also turning out to be still very much among the living.

Not to be denied, Ireland then had one last stab at it – this time claiming that one of his grandfathers was divorced and that it was his elderly partner who had died.

Alas, this was not true either (are you beginning to see a pattern emerging here?) and a whole shit-storm of flak came his way, with the midfielder’s once-promising career never fully recovering.

5. El Hadji Diouf

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Sunderland v Blackburn Rovers - Stadium of Light

The story goes that, shortly before the 2011/12 season, Diouf threw a hissy fit after the rest of the Blackburn squad effectively told him where he could shove the SPL winner’s medal (won while on loan at Rangers the half-season previous) after he decided to show it off in the Rovers dressing room.

The Senegalese striker stormed off, refused to answer any calls and then didn’t report in to travel to Blackburn’s pre-season training camp in Austria or their first session back in England the following week – finally slouching back to Ewood Park a full fortnight later than he was supposed to.

Mind you, they were being managed by Steve Kean at the time, so we can (almost) forgive him.

4. David N’Gog

Back in September, slightly curious report began circulating in the French press that ex-Liverpool and Swansea striker David N’Gog had completely vanished from the face of the Earth.

Having only just joined Ligue 1 side Stade de Reims over the summer, N’Gog pulled out of a game against Lorient with a supposed stomach bug.

The Reims team doctor then went on record to say that he had visited N’Gog in his hotel room and was able to confirm the striker was feeling unwell and therefore was unable to play.

The club subsequently sent staff over to check on the bed-ridden N’Gog only to find that he had packed up his belongings and vacated his hotel room altogether.

Secondary reports then did the rounds alleging N’Gog was perfectly healthy and had simply ducked out of the Lorient game to return to his family home in the Parisian suburbs.

However, Reims themselves nixed that particular theory after being forced to actually issue an official club statement to confirm N’Gog was suffering with a messy viral infection to knock all the nonsense on the tête.

3. George Best

BRITAIN SOCCER GEORGE BEST HEALTH

Frustrated with Manchester United’s gradual decline in the early 1970s, Best simply skipped off for a three-day bender during the 1972/73 season, pissing it up the wall at several nightclubs in London.

Unsurprisingly, Best was fined and transfer-listed upon his bleary-eyed return. He promptly threw a tantrum and retired (for the second time) before eventually resuming training some months later.

2. Carlos Tevez

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Norwich City v Manchester City - Carrow Road

Exiled by Manchester City for apparently refusing to warm-up prior to coming on as a second-half substitute against Bayern Munich, Carlos Tevez found himself unofficially deported back to Argentina in 2012 while City decided what they were going to do with him.

Tevez swiftly became a pariah in Premier League circles, with City manager Roberto Mancini famously vowing that the striker would “never play for the club again” for such gross insubordination.

While everyone else back in Manchester was busy working themselves up into frothy lathers, Tevez was photographed multiple times happily whiling away his leisure time on the golf courses of Buenos Aires.

Five months later, after City settled on a considerable fine as punishment, Tevez was eventually reintegrated back into the squad – even celebrating his first goal back against Norwich with a gleeful “golf swing” celebration.

Number of f**ks given? We’ll give you a clue: it was definitely a round number.

1. The entire Estonian national team

World Cup Qualifier Soccer - Estonia v Scotland

After learning that the Scottish FA had previously complained about the floodlighting at their stadium, Estonia withdrew from their World Cup Qualifier shortly before the game – leaving the Scots to kick-off on their own, all labouring under the misguided belief that they’d be given the default win (hence the celebrations).

Sadly it wasn’t quite that easy. FIFA ordered a replay; it ended goalless.

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6 Comments

  1. Booms says:

    Pierre van Hooijdonk ?????

  2. Moxey says:

    Wasn’t the actual reason for Stephen Ireland’s absence that his partner had suffered a miscarriage? Surely any club or international set-up would immediately have sent him home and tell him to come back when he’s ready? So the whole dead grandma thing was unnecessary. I can understand them wanting to keep it private but that could have easily been done.

  3. Malc says:

    Mark(o) Viduka in his Celtic days

  4. JP says:

    Cast your minds back five winters and you may recall Savio Nsereko playing for West Ham before Fiorentina picked him up. Viola loaned him out to Bologna briefly where he lasted 2 games. Viola reacted by sending him on a season long loan at 1860 Munich where he went AWOL before he was found at his sister’s. The following season he was loaned to Juve Stabia but absconded after a couple of matches. I believe he was loaned out to a few other teams before Fiorentina canceled his contract- there was a rumour that he had faked his own kidnapping!

  5. Johnny says:

    Try looking up Shikabala; he’s a Sporting Lisbon player who has been missing since August. I don’t remember the details quite right, but I believe first, after an international game for Egypt, he wasn’t allowed to leave the country thanks to documentation problems. Then I believe he simply disappeared and only shows up here and there on Facebook and other social networks, or something like that. Quite the entertaining tale for fans of Sporting’s rivals (as is my case).

  6. Jarren says:

    If Stephen Ireland’s partner suffered a miscarriage then that is a truly horrible, sad & life changing thing.

    But why the hell would you not want to tell your manager about it?

    He would have obviously been sympathetic and allowed Ireland the game off.

    As it now stands, he’s thought of as a little lying git and not someone who suffered (less than his partner of course) one of the worst things that can happen.

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