Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.18: Official Bayern Munich Snuff

Chris Wright

23rd, December 2014

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By Chris Wright

Like sea shanties, shadow puppetry, anthropomorphic taxidermy and mushroom foraging, some things just never go out of fashion.

To that end, why not give your loved ones the gift of snuff this Christmas – but not just any old snuff, oh no – official Bayern Munich-brand snuff.

Available for an entirely reasonable £1.80 a pop from the club’s online store.

bayern-snuff

And after you’ve finished prodding your Bayern snuff up your hooter, how about washing it down with a nice, refreshing can of official FCB energy drink?

Mmm mmm.

Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms

#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer
#7: Newcastle United Toilet Mat
#8: Sporting Lisbon Swimming Cap
#9: Huddersfield Town Tea Bags (Box Of 80)
#10: Werder Bremen Nesting Box
#11: Norwich City Tambourine
#12: Liverpool’s Iconic ‘This Is Coffee’ Coffee Tin
#13: Real Madrid Etch-a-Sketch
#14: Birmingham City Play-Dough Fun Box
#15: FC Dnipro Bucket & Spade
#16: Coventry City Windscreen Washer Fluid
#17: MK Dons Curtain Tie-Backs

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.

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  1. Jarren says:

    Indeed, let’s snort some snuff followed up by an energy drink.

    Perhaps then a double expresso, and hell it’s Christmas why not some cocaine as an aperitif?

    WHO PUT THAT FUCKING AMBIENT CD ON I ASKED FOR SPEEDCORE

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