Pepe has confirmed that he will be bidding farewell to Real Madrid this summer after spending the last 10 years studding shins and feigning headbutts for Los Blancos.
With PSG, AC Milan and a couple of clubs in England reportedly hovering, the 34-year-old Portuguese centre-half has today emitted a statement via Instagram to confirm that he will indeed be moving on to pastures new this summer.
So with a decade-long era of filth and fury drawing to a close, Pies thought we’d compile a customary ‘Best Of’ album to wish Pepe well on his travels…
Track 1: Kick (Or Headbutt) Him When He’s Down
Track 2: Synchronicity
Track 3: You Always Hurt The One You Love
Track 4: Spitting Games
Track 5: Dreadlock Holiday
Track 6: Where It Hurts
Track 7: Blowout
Track 8: I Wanna Stamp On Your Hand
Track 9: You Always Hurt The One You Love (Reprise)
Track 10: Going Loco (On Javi Casquero)
Yep. The man’s an absolute loon.
Also available from Pies Records…