Top 10 Football Streakers (NSFW)
By Ollie Irish
To those of you expecting a fleshy carnival of boobs, you may be disappointed by the ratio of willies to tits (more of the former). Although in their own way, all of these streakers are tits. I particularly enjoy the polite chap who wants to shake hands with Andy Townsend…
Photos: PA
This is how you deal with a streaker. No mercy, go in hard with the shoulder (from 39secs in):

















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The streaker who shakes hands with Andy Townsend looks rather happy to be doing so.
hola putana
i liked the streaker that scored that wondergoal from about 25-30 yards out, you can find it on youtube
Number 6 made me cry a little bit.
Think that streaker may have ‘inspired’ Townshend to become an annoying little penis who spoils football for everyone…
Ollie you’ve got a Shit-but-not-shit-Look-a-Like right here.
Just notice the guy on the 10th picture and then look at Pjanic:
http://u.goal.com/30400/30446_news.jpg
So that’s what he was up to before Lyon signed him!
Does no-one else think that the first one is Helen Chaimberlain off Soccer a.m.?
haha, I know who the tenth one is. He done the same at Hayes v Wimbledon in September 2008