THE best stuff on Pies over the last week:
Nicolas Anelka dying with laughter
First pics of Balotelli at City
Gallery: All 20 Premier League away kits
Dave Jones scores goal of the weekend
An epic own goal from down under
The 10 best moustaches in football
Memes: John Terry, brave England hero
Football WAG Index: Alessia Merz
Cardiff City run out of letter Y
Crystal Palace out of administration
Opinion: He’s not that sort of player
Top 10 scary Harry Redknapp quotes
First pics of Stephen Ireland in Villa kit