XI things on Fabio Capello’s to-do list


13th, December 2007

1 Open a very high interest bank account for his £4 million a year salary.
2 Pick a good nickname for himself before the tabloids pick one for him.
3 Impose his expected WAG-ban on England meet-ups.

4 Ring his old friend David Beckham to let him know he is frozen out once again.
5 Pick a new captain to lead the team in the Capello era (preferably one with fewer injuries and less petulance).
6 Watch some Premier League matches.
7 Polish the medals

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