Pies puts together a team of players who sound like they could be implementing their income with a spot of moonlighting.
Who wants to be in nets when you could be in the finest wool?
The perfect cure for a leaky defence.
Opposing strikers would be like a lamb to the slaughter.
I don’t suppose a thatcher gets too much business these day. Oh well, diversification is the way forward.
A midfielder boss who is hard as nails. Perfect.
The South African international can double-up as team physio.
On the wing (and a prayer).
Adding some spice to the attack.
We don’t want to be known as a long ball team, but sometimes it is good to throw it into the mixer.
There is nothing sheepish about the former England skipper – except his name.
Joseph Desire Job
If the Cameroonian striker had been born in England his name would be Joe Dole Queue.