Pies puts together a team of players who sound like they could be implementing their income with a spot of moonlighting.
Who wants to be in nets when you could be in the finest wool?
The perfect cure for a leaky defence.
Opposing strikers would be like a lamb to the slaughter.
I don’t suppose a thatcher gets too much business these day. Oh well, diversification is the way forward.
A midfielder boss who is hard as nails. Perfect.