10 things you’ll never hear a football commentator say

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27th, September 2006

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1 ‘Referee Uriah Rennie has had another perfect game.’
2 Chelsea, the people’s club…’
3 ‘Flawless defending from Titus Bramble there.’
4 ‘Michael Brown pulled out of that 50/50 tackle.’
5 ‘Arjen Robben stayed on his feet in the box… he could easily have gone down and looked for a penalty.’
6 ‘That’s the third game in a row that Rafa Benitez has named an unchanged team.’
7 ‘What a lovely, flowing move by Blackburn. There must have been at least 20 passes before they scored.’
8 ‘The crowd are on their feet and chanting Eric Djemba-Djemba’s name.’
9 ‘Darren Fletcher has really filled the hole left by Roy Keane.’
10 ‘What a goal by the Englishman for Arsenal.’

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  1. joe says:

    Thats hilarious, number 8 cracked me up.