After the end of thrilling, spilling Prem season, Pies dishes out its gongs
Player of the season: Cristiano Ronaldo
Right now, C-Ron is the Premier League. He may be half hype boy, half genius, but you can’t deny that the Portuguese Mr Vain is the most fascinating player to grace the English top flight since that arrogant French bloke who used to turn his collars up. He wins our equivalent of the Best Actor Oscar with ease, if only for scoring more than 30 goals from out wide.
Runners-up: Fernando Torres, Rio Ferdinand, Patrice Evra
Manager of the season: David Moyes
Everton rose above the non-big four pack because they have one of the best managers outside of the big four – some would say simply that he is the best manager in the Premier League. Moyesy is wise beyond his relatively young years; I’d love to see what he would do with some heavyweight financial backing.
Runners-up: Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Redknapp, Avram Grant
Goal of the season: Emmanuel Adebayor vs Spurs
Runners-up: Seb Larsson vs Spurs, C-Ron vs Portsmouth , Stilian Petrov vs Derby
C**t of the season: Ashley Cole
The alleged cheating on Cheryl, the nasty tackle on Alan Hutton , the way he conducts himself generally, both on and off the pitch – there was so little to like about Cashley this season. He’s not even a very good player